Sorted: Living The Dream

Sorted: Living The Dream:


Yesterday I popped into town to fill in some forms for a job, and who should I bump into but Jeremy Fuckface Kyle. I turned round and said “Jeremy Kyle, it’s you isn’t it?” He put on his smuggest twatface, held out his hand and said “Yes, yes it is.” I took his hand, shook it vigorously and said…

Well done on seizing such a ripe opportunity. I salute and envy you.