Yesterday I popped into town to fill in some forms for a job, and who should I bump into but Jeremy Fuckface Kyle. I turned round and said âJeremy Kyle, itâs you isnât it?â He put on his smuggest twatface, held out his hand and said âYes, yes it is.â I took his hand, shook it vigorously and saidâŚ
Well done on seizing such a ripe opportunity. I salute and envy you.