At the after-show party for Two, we did the traditional secret-santa style giving of presents, each with a rhyme dedicated to the person’s character (the ‘Netties’ – it’s a long story). Here’s the one that accompanied Val’s gift to me and my character, Moth.
When pretty girls go to a pub
They want a cracking night
To drink, to dance, to flirt a bit
Maybe meet Mr Right
But the girls who come to our pub
In the hope that cupid calls
Get a load of dodgy dancing
And a load of old Moth Balls!