Me A To Z (That’s Zed By The Way)

A – Age: 32

B – Band listening to right now: Orbital, Blue Album

C – Career future: More engineering I think

D – Dad’s name: Brian

E – Easiest person to talk to: Robin

F – Favorite song: ‘True Faith’ by New Order

G – Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Bears, although Smarties take the cake.

H – Hometown: Bedford, UK

I – Instruments: Can’t play any musical instruments, except things like triangle and kettle drum.

J – Job: Consultant Engineer (I love typing that)

K – Kids: No. (I was tempted to type ‘Probably’ or ‘Almost Certainly’ but that would have been a crass thing to type, and unoriginal)

L – Longest car ride ever: Ferrying a friend up to Glasgow from London for a performance. Quite far in the UK.

M – Mom’s name: Norma

N – Number of people you slept with: A few, not many.

P – Phobias: Sharks, spiders. The sharks thing is more about floating at the top of a deep dark void, not knowing what’s below. The spiders thing is just about their legs, and their speed.

Q – Quote: “Which one of you bitches wants to dance?” – Dylan Moran in ‘Black Books’, to a group of football thugs.

R – Reason to smile: Simple things. Home, partner, friends, tea, plain chocolate digestives.

S – Song you sang last: ‘Little Wonder’ by David Bowie, cos it was on a mix MD.

T – Time you wake up: 7am, most days. Otherwise, 9.30 – 10.

U – Unknown fact about me: That would be telling.

V – Vegetable you hate: Sprouts.

W – Worst habit: Picking my nose.

X – X-rays you’ve had: Teeth.

Y – Yummy food: Spaghetti Bolognese.

Z – Zodiac sign: Gemini apparently. I hate when quizzes ask this like it’s as meaningful as age or gender. It’s insulting, like assuming someone is religious. Fuck off, is what I’m basically saying here.