Ceremony – The Speech We Didn’t Use

Continuing with this.

Among all the wedding preparations, speeches and everything, we kept coming up with phrases that were funnily ambiguous. Here’s a few of them. Try inserting them in your own vows, and try and keep a straight face.

“I will never forget what you did.”

“I don’t think anything will let me forget you.”

“You have had such a powerful effect on my life.”

“All our friends agree, we deserve each other.”

“You certainly are a piece of work.”

“Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve being with you.”

“When I think of you, I just think, ‘Wow’. Just, ‘Wow’.”