Continuing with this.
Among all the wedding preparations, speeches and everything, we kept coming up with phrases that were funnily ambiguous. Here’s a few of them. Try inserting them in your own vows, and try and keep a straight face.
“I will never forget what you did.”
“I don’t think anything will let me forget you.”
“You have had such a powerful effect on my life.”
“All our friends agree, we deserve each other.”
“You certainly are a piece of work.”
“Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve being with you.”
“When I think of you, I just think, ‘Wow’. Just, ‘Wow’.”