All Songs Considered Mostly Harmless

I have been informed by my favorite American that I live with and married that my statements in the post “All Songs Considered Harmful” are anti-American, anti-freedom, and that I don’t even know.

I would therefore like to apologize to any and all people that make have taken offense at the opinions expressed in the aforementioned post. I admit that I like my music plinky-plonky like a nursery rhyme and that any element of talent, expression or “soul” expressed in music confuses, confounds and terrifies me.