Excellent Doctor Who podcast and website The Ood Cast have a neat project going – HaikWho. Every story from the show’s beginnings up to now is being regenerated into a haiku.
They’re up to 1965/66 at the moment, including this gem:
The War Machines
plans conquest by WOTAN clan.
Those reprogrammed soldiers will never reveal the WOTAN secret!
Check out their podcast as well – songs and sketches (and jokes old and new) all about our favorite renegade Time Lord.