Lionel Richie = Dorian Gray

… and he has Billy Ocean in his attic, doing all the aging for him.

Lionel Richie back in the early 80s – smooth.
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Billy Ocean back in the early 80s – smooth.

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Lionel Richie now – looking good. A little too good, if you ask me.

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Billy Ocean now – I REST MY CASE

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