There’s a sweepstake at work for the Euro 2004 football championships. Now, I don’t know anything about football, so I don’t know whether drawing Sweden is good or bad. “OK,” I was told. We’ll see. I stand to win about Â£30, so it would be nice.
I do know enough to know that football is the game where you kick the ball with your foot, and American Football is a series of adverts, linked by footage of men wearing body armour throwing a small rugby ball with their hands.
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